Little Big Chunky Kids: Gay Pool

Welcome to the Little Big Chunky Kids Gay Pool! Each instance of documented “new gay PDA” counts as one point, alleged homosexual activity (“the Travolta”) is two points, and if the celebrity comes out publicly as gay it’s worth 3 points. If two people from one gay pool start hooking up or dating, then the game ends and the owner of that gay pool is declared the winner.

SCORE: Tim 0, Chris 3

TIM’S PICKS:

  • WEEK 16: Jesse Metcalfe, Wentworth Miller, Elijah Wood, Hayden Christensen
  • WEEK 17: Vin Diesel, Leonardo DiCaprio
  • WEEK 18: Shepard Smith, Gallagher
  • WEEK 19: 50 Cent, Keanu Reeves
  • WEEK 20: Jeremy Renner, Geico Gecko
  • WEEK 21: Casper Smart, all the women on the USA Olympic water polo team
  • WEEK 22: Robert Pattinson/Taylor Lautner, The Situation
  • WEEK 23: James Franco, Rupert Grint

CHRIS’ PICKS:

  • WEEK 16: Anderson Cooper, George Clooney (5 points), Matthew Broderick, Jeff Garcia
  • WEEK 17: Barry Bonds, Ricky Williams
  • WEEK 18: Seth MacFarlane, Conan O’Brien
  • WEEK 19: Barack Obama, Jaden Smith/Willow Smith’
  • WEEK 20: Lady Gaga, Jena Malone
  • WEEK 21: Gay Jonas, Charlie Hunnam
  • WEEK 22: Hugh Jackman, Jonathan Taylor Thomas
  • WEEK 23: Kevin Spacey, Hulk Hogan