Little Big Chunky Kids: Celebrity Death Pool

Welcome to the Little Big Chunky Kids Celebrity Death Pool! The person who has the most points at the end of 2012 wins. Each death counts as one point, an unforeseen cause (accident/unknown drug problem/etc.) is an additional bonus point, and a person under 50 years old is another bonus point. For example, Justin Bieber overdosing on cocaine would be a 3-point death. With each pick, you are also allowed to pick a person that is directly related such as a husband-wife, brother-sister, father-son, etc.

DEATHS: Dick Clark, Robin Gibb, Andy Griffith, Ernest Borgnine, Larry Hagman, Hugo Chavez :(

SCORE: Tim 4, Chris 2, Harpo the Clown 0

TIM’S PICKS:

  • WEEK 1: Lindsay Lohan, Hugh Hefner, Nick Nolte, Randy Travis, Ke$ha, Joe Jonas/Gay Jonas, Jonah Hill (4 points total if he dies from an unforeseen cause due to being a Little Big Chunky Kid), Jessica Simpson’s unborn child (5 points)/Jessica Simpson
  • WEEK 2: Jimmy Fallon, Snooki’s baby, Nick Cannon, Wilford Brimley
  • WEEK 3: Bob Barker, Jay Leno, Olsen Twins plus other sister, Owen Wilson/unknown Wilson brother
  • WEEK 4: Gallagher, Demi Moore, Jerry Lewis, Bobbi Kristina/Bobby Brown (anybody smashed by Gallagher’s hammer is worth a bonus point)
  • WEEK 5: re-animated zombie corpse of Elizabeth Taylor, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Taylor Momsen, Jonathan Taylor Thomas
  • WEEK 6: Keith Olbermann, Lisa Robin Kelly, Octomom, Jackie Mason (half of a point if he lives to 90)
  • WEEK 7: Ruben Studdard/Clay Aiken, Shifty Shellshock, Seal, David Lee Roth, Amanda Bynes
  • WEEK 8: Kim Jong-Un (4 points for being a little big chunky kid), Hugo Chavez, Axl Rose, Cloris Leechman
  • WEEK 9: Larry King (if he dies .5 point; if he dies on stage 1; if he’s killed by Gallagher’s 3), Barbara Walters, The Office/Dwight Schrute Spinoff, Hologram Tupac
  • WEEK 10: Jaleel White, Joe Jackson, Josh Hutcherson, Lee Ann Rimes
  • WEEK 11: Charlie Sheen/Martin Sheen/Emilio Estevez, Joey Lawrence, Lisa Turtle (Lark Voorhies), Daniel Dae Kim
  • WEEK 12: Nick Stahl, Haley Joel Osmond, Dustin Diamond, Fred Savage
  • WEEK 13: Jenna Jameson, Roy Horn, Elton John, Lady Gaga
  • WEEK 14: Andy Griffith, David Hasselhoff, Christopher Walken, Dr. Ruth Westheimer
  • WEEK 15: Tommy Chong, Gene Wilder, Ernest Borgnine, Leonard Nimoy
  • WEEK 16: Tone Loc, Drake/Rihanna/Chris Brown, TV Show ‘Dallas’/Larry Hagman, Egyptian former President Hosni Mubarak
  • WEEK 17: Ann Curry/Al Roker, Burt Reynolds
  • WEEK 18: Margaret Thatcher, Stephen Hawking
  • WEEK 19: Paula Deen & Mr. Deen (simultaneous heart attacks, 4 points), Miley Cyrus
  • WEEK 20: Incredibly Loud Close kid — Thomas Horn, Katherine Jackson
  • WEEK 21: Aretha Franklin, Tony Bennett
  • WEEK 22: Nic Cage, One Direction
  • WEEK 23: Tim Frasier, Pope Benedict XVI

CHRIS’ PICKS:

  • WEEK 1: Betty White, Clint Eastwood (3 point if eaten by a lion), Sinead O’Connor, Michael Douglas/Kirk Douglas, The Situation, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag, Kat Von D
  • WEEK 2: Dick Clark, Mickey Rourke, John McCain, Diddy
  • WEEK 3: Tila Tequila, Donald Trump, Terry Bollea AKA Hulk Hogan/Linda Hogan, Kelly Bensimon
  • WEEK 4: Queen Elizabeth, Queen Latifah, Jack Osbourne/Kelly Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne/Ozzy Osbourne (half of a point if his heart stops and he has to be revived)
  • WEEK 5: Dick Cheney, Kevin Federline, Playboy Enterprises (bankruptcy), Doug Hutchison, Jon Gosselin
  • WEEK 6: Robin Gibb, Zsa Zsa Gabor (.5 because she’s in such bad shape)/Prince Von Asshole (her husband), Dennis Rodman, Jose Canseco
  • WEEK 7: Eric Roberts, Joran van der Sloot, LeBron James, Kanye West, David Blaine
  • WEEK 8: Cee Lo Green, Tom Jones, Will.I.Am., Joel Madden
  • WEEK 9: Edward Furlong, Macaulay Culkin, O.J. Simpson, Angelina Jolie
  • WEEK 10: Tyler Perry, Magic Johnson, Morgan Freeman, Wesley Snipes
  • WEEK 11: Richard Simmons (+1 point if crushed to death), Woody Allen, Tony Siragusa, Jackie Chan
  • WEEK 12: Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Rick Santorum/his daughter Bella
  • WEEK 13: Sean Connery, George Michael, Geraldo Rivera, Billy Zane
  • WEEK 14: Billy Joel, Michael Bay, David Arquette, Oprah
  • WEEK 15: Ric Flair, Don Rickles, Madonna, Nancy Reagan
  • WEEK 16: Adam Richman, LMFAO, Vanilla Ice/DIY Network, Joan Rivers
  • WEEK 17: Jerry Sandusky, Paul Watson (‘Whale Wars’ guy)
  • WEEK 18: Mel Gibson/Hutton Gibson, Nelson Mandela
  • WEEK 19: Fidel Castro, Regis Philbin
  • WEEK 20: Jack Nicholson, David Faustino
  • WEEK 21: Val Kilmer, Adam West
  • WEEK 22: Bill Cosby, Brooke Mueller
  • WEEK 23: Blake Fielder-Civil, Billy Graham

Harpo the Clown’s picks (from LBCK #17)

  • Alice Cooper, Andy Williams, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Billy Barty, Evander Holyfield, Celine Dion, Charlie Pride, Chi Chi Rodriguez, Doug Sanders, Dick Van Dyke, John Elway, Don Johnson, George Lopez, Kato Kaelin, Monty Hall, Nancy Lopez, Richard Karn, Rikki Lake, Robert Wagner, Tommy Smothers, VJ Singh, Wil Shriner, Robert Stack, Yogi Berra, Fuzzy Zoeller (all picks taken from Harpo the Clown’s celebrity pictures page)